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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. - Mitch Hedberg. A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner.
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We've curated a list of 17 hilarious Thanksgiving quotes that are perfect for sharing around the table. So, get ready to chuckle, giggle, and embrace the spirit of gratitude with these witty and comical quotes. Gobble 'til You Wobble: 17 Hilarious Thanksgiving Quotes "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
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88 Best Thanksgiving Quotes to Express Your Gratitude This Season Thoughtful and funny sentiments that everyone will enjoy raising a glass to before digging into dinner. By Lizz Schumer and.
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That shotgun going, BLAM! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?" - Kenny Rogerson "This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another" - Anonymous For more wishes and greetings see our Happy Thanksgiving Wishes for Everyone
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- Charlie Brown "Be present in all things and thankful for all things." - Maya Angelou "Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." -Oprah Winfrey "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life." -Melody Beattie
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Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag." — Andy Borowitz 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
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1 Erma Bombeck "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." Getty 2 Charlie Brown "I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." Getty 3 Nora Ephron "The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so."
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Ambrose Bierce. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It's the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on all the fighting and division in your family. Jimmy Fallon. For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. Andy Borowitz.
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ — Jerry Seinfeld "The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families." — Jay McInerney, "The Last of the Savages" "I cook.
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile. These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile! Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. 1. Get your fat pants ready! 2. Gobble till ya wobble! 3. Cout your blessings not your calories.
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— Oscar Wilde "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke "I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into.
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Still deciding. "Not sure if I'm thankful for family or thankful for all the food they brought over." 15. Pre-Thanksgiving pep talk. "Me: Thanksgiving dinner is going to be great but I have to.
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100+ Festive, Famous, and Hilarious Thanksgiving Quotes Written by Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Oct 4, 2023 Thanksgiving day is a time to cherish with your loved ones.
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- Sam Lefkowitz "The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?" —Jim Gaffigan "Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn't have to cook."
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Celebrate with laughter this year with these 25 funny Thanksgiving quotes. I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people.
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Whatever your purpose, these short quotes are sure to inspire you. The best part about Thanksgiving is that the only requisite to celebrate is a hungry belly. The more gratitude you show, the more there is to be grateful for. Live with intention and express gratitude for all things. The best way to show our utmost appreciation is not through.